The continous rubbing and eventual rash-making of the pubic hair region. Often caused by a pair of awkward jeans and a rather large belt buckle. A rather itchy rash develops, but do not be alarmed. A good shaving often fixes the problem. Often confused with Crabs and other sexually transmitted infections.
Jared--Hey Stacie, would you like a boston pancake?
Stacie--Silly virgin, those tricks are for kids!
Jared--Why are your pubes matted down, and why do you have a rather disgusting rash shaped like a volvo wagon on your upper pubic region?
Stacie-Well, i have a horrible case of the pubuckle, im just so hairy!