458 definitions by Paul

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One Income Numerous Kids
Mommy works, Daddy stays home with the kids.
by Paul April 02, 2005

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Master of the balls and strikes;
one not to be trifled with on the baseball diamond - see: zimmer, don.
"Step up fool, I'm gonna Pedro your ass!"
"Who iz Karim Garcia? Who are you?! I am Pedro!"
by paul August 06, 2004

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402
A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.
I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper
by Paul May 12, 2004

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403
A variant of noob, used in CS (counterstrike), an abbreviation of newbie, i.e. a beginning, inexperienced player. Easily defeated, makes errors of protocol as well.
"Don't frag him, he's a naab"
by Paul May 23, 2004

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404
the stuff between grants ears
grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears
by paul March 17, 2004

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405
What I'm going through right now with so many responsibilities. Seriously, somebody shoot me before I do it myself. Life sucks.
Wow, our lives rock! Paul's life sure seems like pure Hell because of all of the crap he has to take care of all the time!
by Paul November 18, 2004

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406
the act of cupping one's hands around the anus sphincter when a fart is released; upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence in his/her hand and puts it in someone's face.
Greg was getting ready to cupcake Pete.
by Paul March 23, 2004

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