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43 definitions by Paul J Parkinson

 
36.
spreadable cheese in a squeeze bottle.
after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!
by Paul J Parkinson March 22, 2005
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37.
to go down. to describe a person who loves to give oral sex.
my girlfriend is so scuba, she's always going down on me
by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005
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38.
ei
EI is an acronym for Employment Insurance in Canada. Formerly known as UI(Unemployment Insurance).
Adam got fired from his job, and Eve got laid-off. Adam wasn't entitled to EI, but Eve was!
by Paul J Parkinson October 14, 2005
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39.
what a prostitute does when you don't pay her!
I had sex with a hooker last night and didn't pay her. You should have heard that hormone!
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
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40.
the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.
Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
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41.
A shortened version of the word Premier(the elected governing body for each of Canadas' provinces) used in newspapers to save space in the headlines.
*Headline*
More taxes to come!:says Preem
by Paul J Parkinson September 07, 2005
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42.
a complete waste of time. also a form of mind control.
Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.
by Paul J Parkinson April 25, 2005
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