The funniest, and most trustworthy person you'll ever meet. She's intelligent and sweet, though you'll think she's a bitch if you don't understand her complex humor. She's got a nice back side and she's the horniest girl you'll ever meet, but she can't help it, you love her to death anyways.
"...i heard she's a cougar, AND a gold digger, she must be an Abbagail, haha ohhh Abbagail."
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, look at that girl's ass, she must be an Abbagail."
"That has to be the funniest picture i've ever seen of you! You just pulled and Abbagail!"