1) The hottest man ever to live.
2) The cutest most, adorable little drummer.
3) In an awesome band.
4) Will marry a girl named, Sara, and have 30 children. OG PIMPIN'.
"That guy is so hott"
"Yeah, thats Pat Kirch"
"Omg, I want to marry him."
"Can't, sorry. He's destined to have thirty kids with Sara."
"Does he know it?"
"Not yet. BUT ITS DESTINY!"
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