3 definitions by Patrick Poser

A teen girl who hopes to get pregnant in hopes to be labeled a MILF. This occurs when young girls feel that babies are trendy and cool. Celebrities with many kids and movies glorifying MILFs created an army of wanna be MILFs.
In this context babys are like purse dogs
MILF: "I am so glad I still look hot at 32 after having a baby"

Guy: "Angelina Jolie is such a MILF"
Teengirl "babies are soooo cute I want to have one so I can be super sexy and cool. I will be the hottest MILF at 15"
Guy: "You are such a wanna be MILF, I will knock you up so I can be a fly baby daddy tho"
by Patrick Poser April 08, 2009
Mockscene or MökS33n is a group of people who go to shows and mosh but are not scene kids, they wear band shirts and mosh. Because of the "scene" of band shirts most have taken to writing the name of the band on a shirt themselves with a sharpie. They are often called Posers by Scene kids. They Mock the scene by making up MökS33n names that show how they don't care about being cool like Patrick Poser, Tina Tries2hard, Nick Notcool. Most MökS33Neers do not use thier myspace often, theydon't add people they don't know
Scene Kid"Hey check out that guy in the pit he is such a scene poser"

MockS33ner "No Way he doesn't care about being cool, he hates scene kids he's total Mockscene."
by patrick poser March 29, 2009
Mockscene or MökS33n is a group of people who go to shows and mosh but are not scene kids, they wear band shirts and mosh. Because of the "scene" of band shirts most have taken to writing the name of the band on a shirt themselves with a sharpie. They are often called Posers by Scene kids. They Mock the scene by making up MökS33n names that show how they don't care about being cool like Patrick Poser, Tina Tries2hard, Nick Notcool. Most MökS33Neers do not use thier myspace often, theydon't add people they don't know
Scene Kid"Hey check out that guy in the pit he is such a scene poser"

MockS33ner "No Way he doesn't care about being cool, he hates scene kids he's total Mockscene."
by Patrick Poser March 29, 2009

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×