14 definitions by Patrick Dobrinen

The indefinite amount of time someone experiences during a transfer in a Star Trek transporter. For some, it's a moment, for others, an eternity.
I hate going to the DMV. I feel like I'm stuck in digital purgatory.
by Patrick Dobrinen May 04, 2011

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A young gay male domineered by his much older male lover.
Andre told me he didn't want to come to the party tonight but Maurice made him go anyway. Andre is so chicken-whipped.
by Patrick Dobrinen March 10, 2011

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The inane chatter spouted by Justin Bieber.
Did you see the tweet that Justin Bieber just sent? It didn't make any sense. What a bunch of bibberish!
by Patrick Dobrinen February 23, 2011

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A derogatory term expressing incredulity at the lack of understanding on the part of someone else, as in “Was I not speaking clearly enough for you?” “Did you not understand what I just said?” "What is wrong with you?"
You better respect me or I'll fuck you up, nigga! Can't you know?
by Patrick Dobrinen September 06, 2006

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A midget that is a lesbian.
Carmelita and Josefina, two lesbians, were discussing their taste in women over coffee at the Big Clit Cafe one morning. Josefina prefers tall, bulldyke amazon women whereas Carmelita has a taste for petite low donuts when it comes to her women.
by Patrick Dobrinen September 11, 2006

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Illicit drugs of any type.
I got the jones real bad, man! I need to score me some pig!
by Patrick Dobrinen September 06, 2006

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Poor quality marijuana.
Tyler must have scored some dorkweed. I can't even get a buzz off of this stuff.
by Patrick Dobrinen September 11, 2006

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