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A place where the swamp donkeys habitate. Be careful, they try to lure you in with free cigs, alcohol, and food... especially alcohol. Although you think its "free" you will you pay your price when the rufees and sedatives settle in. Never enter a bayou alone... bring friends with you. once you enter, much like Alcatraz, it is next impossible to leave the bayou without a loss of memory of the last couple hours.
Bro 1: Dude... where were you?

Bro 2: Woke up naked in the bayou again.

Bro 1: Those damn swamp donkeys got us again!!!
by Patient 004 September 28, 2010
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