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1 definition by Patches O'Malley

A word first used (to my knowledge) by John Stewart, host of the awesomely successful "The Daily Show With John Stewart" on Comedy Central. Combining the words "catastrophe" and "fuck," Stewart created a word describing:
1. A catastrophe with a solution so unforeseen, that it's tangled in a web that no man (or government) can reach it.

2. A bad situation that resulted in an awkward and unintentional sexual encounter.
"The war in Iraq has become a total catastrofuck!"
"Man, last night, I was so drunk, I think I catastrofucked!"
by Patches O'Malley June 19, 2009