Athlete who feels that it is his or her responsibility to make everyone else look like shit. Usually found listening to Christian
Metal (for Jesus-fueled adrenaline) or jerking
off to running videos. A Practice
Hero never stays up later then 8'o'clock, and rarely socializes with anyone
other than their right hand.
John: Sup d00ds, just ran like 8 miles, brah. No sweat, b.
Ya feel meh??
Fred: Maybe we could try working as...you know...a
John: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously though...you guys
Narrator: (song to the tune of...I dunno...a
PRACTICE HERO! He follows
all the rules!
PRACTICE HERO! He makes
us look like fools!
He's a Practice Hero and all he needs is some short shorts
and a cool GUITAR