2 definitions by Parnell Street Bum

Top Definition
To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.
"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"
by Parnell Street Bum December 07, 2007

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A knacker in Fingus trying to be cool
When a knacker goes up to another knacker, and to act like hard ass hey will scream "SCHWAA", like any animal in the wild trying to act scary, or fend off threats
by Parnell Street Bum December 07, 2007

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