Noun. (Douche + Noob= Noosh)
A person who is usually described as, 'stupid', 'annoying', 'clueless'; related to the noun, 'Tool'. A noosh can be a male or female. A Noosh will tend to be immature.
Chase thought eating chapstick would make his penis larger, what a NOOSH.
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