4 definitions by Paolo Maldini

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A utensil used by someone on welfare when they attempt to clean their lone tooth.
Is that Ned the Wino? Yeah, he's getting busy with his toofbrush.
by Paolo Maldini June 16, 2009

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1) A person of above average intelligence whose knowledge of current events is limited to what they see on MTV and VH1.

2) A person more likely to know the names of the past winners on Survivor than they are the names of the justices on the United States Supreme Court.
Mike: Hey Steve, what's the name of that guy on the TV show Kitchen Nightmares?

Steve: That would be Gordon Ramsey.

Mike: When did he become Prime Minister of Great Britain?

Steve: He didn't, that's Gordon Brown.

Mike: Oh.

Steve: You're a pop culture moron!
by Paolo Maldini June 23, 2009

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1) Someone, usually a politician that is totally full of shit.

2) How a hippopotamus relieves itself of feces.
Guy #1: Did you hear that "healthcare" jive that Obama is trying to pull over everyone's eyes?

Guy #2: Yeah, more like socialized medicine. What a dishonest fraud!

Guy #3: Dung sprayer is more like it!
by Paolo Maldini July 22, 2009

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A person who accepts all friend invitations on their facebook page even from people they do not know just to pad their "friend" total to appear more popular than they really are.
Mike: Did you see how many friends Patty has on her Facebook page? I didn't know she was so popular!!

Greg: Yeah, I saw it. She's not really that popular, she's just a Facebook whore.
by Paolo Maldini November 16, 2010

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