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Zoe
Zoe: (n) A shy creature at first. Uniquely beautiful, a Zoe remarkably difficult to come by, and those lucky enough to encounter one should be aware that this will likely be their only chance to do so.

-Outwards appearance is generally described as stunning, notable features include big brown eyes that seem to search the very depths of your soul, and a smile that will claim your heart forever. Once seen, the face of a Zoe is impossible to forget.

-A sense of humour is a defining trait of a Zoe, and is seemingly unique to this species. The Zoe seems to find ways to create laughter and good feeling where all else fails.

-Equally comfortable in large or small groups, the Zoe is extremely picky with company, but to said company is absolutely indespensible.

-A strong, self assured creature, the Zoe is never arrogant, but similarly has a sense of self worth and respect lacking in most other creatures.

-The Zoe has an ability with the words that is second to none, and can break even the toughest of exteriors.

-Genuine and forthright, the Zoe can always be trusted to be open and honest, to speak her mind tactfully but firmly, and it is noted that all others who come into contact with a Zoe seem thoroughly aware of her stance towards them.

-Incredibly loving, a Zoe is a creature that, once it finds a partner, forms a strong, passionate, caring relationship from which neither party will stray.
Zoe...she's like...Sabaton feeding you B&J's Half Baked
by PanzerBattalion November 18, 2010