58 definitions by Panchoman Jr.

A phrase used by men, generally added to a fictitious number that they use to describe the length of their penis.
The guy that tried to pick me up last night said he had an 8 and 1/2 incher. The way he talked, I didn't believe, so I didn't give him a chance to show me.
by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006
After putting your face between your lady's breasts, move your lips back between them while loudly saying "bbbrrruuummmssskkkyyy...”

Properly done, it should last at least 20 seconds or more.
She had never had a brumsky before. So I gave her one, and we both had a very good time with it.
by Panchoman Jr. October 25, 2006
A book about spas that is often found at a pool store.
I am looking to buy a new spa, so I went to the pool to check out their spabook
by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006
A term referring to a very large penis or large vagina
The guy I was with last night was really supersize.
by Panchoman Jr. October 30, 2006
The backwards spelling out the acronym “TLEP” referring to men of a certain inclination. "They love eating pussy" and relish the chance to do it all day long...
You love to pelt the ladies.
by Panchoman Jr. November 21, 2006
Special female "dancers" who do their "work" while hanging on to/playing with a brass pole that extends from
floor-to-ceiling, and provide an outstanding "smokin'” good, sensual, exotic performance...
That blonde with the big boobs was really a good
Pole smoker.
by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006
Sinse “poontang” is a common slang reference for women of a certain bent, “poonstache” refers to a man's stable of women that are always available to take care of him.
My current roommate has an expansive list of “poonstache” that are always available to him for any reason that he desires.
by Panchoman Jr. November 21, 2006

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