n. - Rambo's second cousin, Pambo, also known as The Great Pambo, is well known throughout New England for being a man of many talents. Pambo fears nothing, and lives his life day by day, keeping the streets clean from scum like pimps, crime lords, and especially his arch-nemesis, The Midget-Clown Boy. Pambo has been highly trained in skills such as Karate, rapping, break dancing, ultimate frisbee, flying, cooking a mean steak, telekenisis, and of course, seducing the ladies. To those he respects, Pambo is one of the most generous, charming, caring, and friendly members of the Greek/Jewish Mafia you could meet. But take this as a warning, crossing the line with Pambo could result putting you and your entire family in great danger and/or misfortune.
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You : Wow, who is that totally steller guy over there dressed like a pirate and fending off all those zombies??
Your Smart Friend: That'd be Pambo, he's one bad mother fucker. He saved me once from my pimp, he's a good man.
You: Jeeze, it seem's like Pambo has got his act together!
Your Smart Friend: Yeah, he's the man, once he's done saving the world from greedy republicans, and finding a cure for cancer, we should ask him if he'll cook us up some steaks...he makes one hell of a steak.