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2 definitions by PamGlam

 
1.
When one suddenly cannot breath, feel one's legs, loses the ability to talk, or all of the above due to the thought or sight of Robert Pattinson (aka Edward Cullen from Twilight).

Pattz is an abreviation of Robert's last name: Pattinson.
Gracie: "OMG did you see Twilight the movie?!?!?!"
Janet: "Of course! I saw it 3 times on Friday!"
Grace: "Robert Pattinson is so hot that i had a Pattz attack in the theater."
Janet: "OMFGZ ME TOO!"
by PamGlam January 29, 2009
 
2.
When someone feel guilty for giving someone else salmonella because the food wasn't washed well enough.
Dave: "I got salmonella poisoning from Bob's spinach casserole last night."
Trey: "Well that gave Bob shameonella."
Dave: "He deserves it."
by PamGlam January 29, 2009