a province in the philippines, it borders a lake. The philippines is great!
also, tanay is the administrator of interracial relations in India. He frequents the US and hates pakistanis. He is known to love cows and has been a brahmin even in all of his past lives. It goes without saying that this ambassador likes to crack many jokes and tends to belittle pakistanis as much as he can. "i hate pakistanis, i dont like those cock sucking assholes"
Also, tanay owns a farm with numerous cows and is the local god