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2 definitions by Pak Pov

one of pak(mr) sweet's 'nickname'. one of several. It means he is a gay nerd and loves little children.

pak pov schlong
Pak Poof licked the chicken out.
by Pak Pov November 28, 2004
a gay name for something that should be called a truck. always said in heavy british accent.
Oh My God! There's a big slippery schlong hanging out the back of a lorry.
by Pak Pov November 28, 2004