10 definitions by Paddymac

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.
Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)
by paddymac August 24, 2009
the natural lubricant that occurs in a vagina during sex, often expelled in varying quantities during different levels of stimulation.
guy 1: Did u see that girls squirt her love juice across the room?

guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.
by paddymac August 24, 2009
1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight
hey pork barrel, when was the last time you saw your cock?
by Paddymac August 28, 2006
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