9 definitions by Paddy B

Top Definition
(pronounced wharp-ee) One who is clumsy, unco-ordinated or is unable to see the obvious. A warpy will more often than not drop things, lose things and forget things.
Pat: Oh My Goodness!!! That was an incredibly easy catch, how did you drop it?!!!

Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Whatever warpy!
by Paddy B May 20, 2008
Battle Cards is a popular tactical card game at Daramalan College, especially in years 11 & 12. The game was founded by Patrick Bent, in two player form.

The game involves players taking 11 cards from a regular deck (plus royalty) memorising and placing them face down, 3 rows 5 columns and destorying the opponents's royalty without losing their own. The royalty consists of 2 queens and 2 kings either red or black. The highest card is a jack followed by ace then king then 10 through to 2. The jokers are kamikase cards, but die when attacked, queens are similar however they remove the oppostiotn card when attacked. Queens also have the special ability when flipped to have a random card placed in front of them from the deck.

Turns consist of a player pointing to one of the cards in an exposed column then selecting one of the opponents exposed cards from a column. Both cards are flipped and the weaker card is removed from the field. If the cards are equal, the winner is decided by a rock off. The winner is the last person with any royalty left.

As popularity grew it was eventually turned into a 4 player free for all. Tom Bode is reported to have spawned a 2v2 version of the game however this is still in dispute as others have laid claims to this. As popularity for the game grew Patrick quickly turned it into a 6 player game, 2v2v2.
Pat: Hey man being playing any Battle Cards recently?

Tim: Yea man had an epic game at lunch with Charles, went down to a rock off between two kings!

Pat: Shit bro thats some close shit!
by Paddy B May 31, 2008
(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!

Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Excuses Excuses...
by Paddy B May 14, 2008
(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!

Tim: The damned sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Excuses Excuses...
by Paddy B May 13, 2008
(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!

Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Excuses Excuses...
by Paddy B May 13, 2008
(Pronounced Mad-Cras-bee)
The combination of the words Madcret, Mascras and Warpy.

1.To be used as a term of endearment when a person pulls off an impressive feat.

2. An incredible insult. Combining all the insulting aspects of warpy, mascras, and madcret, can leave one emotionally devasted.
1.

Pat: DUDE! How did you pull of that math problem thats madcrasby!

Dude: Im the madcrasbiest dude you know *winks*

2.

Homolord: I'm the best ever, everyone watch me do something!!

*Homolord fails at the something*

Pat: Omg, what a madcrasby.

Beatrice: Darn Tooting!
by Paddy B April 30, 2009
(Pronounced Mad-Cret)
Abbreviation for Mad Cretin.

See Cretin. A Madcret is one who goes above and beyond the status of cretin. To be madcret you must excel in aspects of cretiness; stupidness, foolishness and dumbness.
Pat: Hey fella, what's going on?

fella: Nothing...

Pat: How did you get that bruise?

fella: Uhmm, fell down the stairs...

Pat: At your house?

fella: Yes...

Pat: You don't have stairs at your house, you have one step!

fella: So!?

Pat: Bahahah you madcret, only someone so stupid, foolish and dumb could pull off something like that.
by Paddy B April 29, 2009

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×