4 definitions by Paco Taco de Morocco
When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009
I met the slut in an internet chat room. After a few weeks, I hooked up with her in a hotel room in Wilkes-Barre. She couldn't get enough of my hose. She wanted it so much she left her kids and husband for it. What a Tunkhannock Tramp.
by Paco Taco de Morocco April 3, 2009
Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"
Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"
Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"
Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"
Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"
Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"
Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009
I did everything to her that I she liked. I was licking her twat, I had one finger up her pussy and one in the stink. After the oral-finger action, she rode on top of me, I took her doggie and finished her off missionary. I gave her one hell of a clitty slicker.
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 7, 2010