8 definitions by PWD

Top Definition
Also commonly used in Merseyside to describe an underacheiver, with no friends, no ambition, no job, but who often has illusions that he is someone or thinks he's important.
Look at fat Eddie with his new suit on. He's trying to look important but he's just a no mark.His last job was milk monitor in first grade.
by PWD July 02, 2006
Baby born to a benefit bitch usually sired by 'persons unknown'and often a different skin colour to its mother. Usually one of many siblings born at 9 monthly intervals. The birth of a benefit babe is the benefit bitches equivalent of getting a pay rise, extra milk tokens and often the keys to a larger house. Benefit babes are always saddled with ridiculously flamboyant names similar to those popstars give to their children.
Jackie has just spawned her 12th benefit babe, it just dropped out as she arrived home from the nightclub. Good job she had no knickers on. She's going down to the social tomorrow to claim some extra benefits. She's christened it 'Mary Jo Flo beth Amy Lou Pixie Appple Tesco' Had it been a boy she was going to call it 'Ben' which is short for benefit.
by PWD June 03, 2006
A boorish youth with a skinhead or crewcut whose sole interests in life are violent activities such as cage fighting, football hooliganism, causing fights in pubs, and hanging around seedy gyms etc These activities are also their only topic of conversation usually through a sense of inadequacey. They are always found wanting when faced with a fair fight. Their ambition in life is to become a bouncer.
That Alan is such a bullet head, always causing fights after he's had two pints.
''Oi bullet head! Stop acting hard on those girls cos your with a gang''
by PWD July 05, 2006
The noise you make on the toilet as you drop a particulary urgent turd. The first syllable is the hissed straining noise you make from the back of the throat. The second syllable is the relieved sound as the turd successfully pops out. Generally occurs when you have nearly been caught short and only just made it to the crapper.
I can't stop to talk boys I am touching cloth.....I need to go for a hit...nahhh fast
I'll be round the pub once I've had a shower and a hit...nahhh
by PWD July 05, 2006
to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker

Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.

Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
by PWD June 05, 2006
Big fat & very black woman with large lips, breasts and arse
Hey Kizzy you cotton picking mama why you got that water jug on your head.
Hey Kizzy your frightening them little children you fat cotton picking mama
by PWD June 04, 2006
One of the lowest form of criminal amongst the criminal fraternity.A put down used by someone who considers himself a superior.
He's just a low down shed thief. He's one of 'the great shed robbers'isn't he {as in great train robbers}
by PWD May 29, 2006

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