1 definition by PUBLICMASTURBATER-GABESKRILLZ

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One guy

One trench coat
One sick chub
LOTS PUBLIC SEMEN.
Gabe, the ultimate public masturbater, was masturbating at the Grapevines Mills and his mom spotted him so he ran.

he was shot by Seth Rogen.
by PUBLICMASTURBATER-GABESKRILLZ October 24, 2009

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