An almost non-existent creature, unidentifiable other than by excrement found flowing out of its mouth.
Lives in a cave and is a hermit.
A raging homosexual often confused by mundane situations.
Often found chasing small children in a van labeled "Free Candy".
Also found with a minion for the devil following by his hip, at most times minion is attached.
Suffers from pedophilia and necrophilia.
Man, that dude is a real shand.