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3 definitions by PBJ Hater

 
1.
A dumb ass lil bitch who likes to juggle the nutsacs of those above him in order to move up the ladder.

Leifers often try desperately to impress everyone but doesn't realize everyone can read right through them. They add absolutely no value to society or the organization that employs them.

Leifers are commonly seen in their natural corporate habitat with sweat on their brow and manjuice in their hair while exiting the elevator with one of his superiors. They also have peculiarly beady eyes that creeps the hell out of everyone around them.
Did you see that boy Leifer? Dude looked like he just gave the full service package to the SVP!
by PBJ Hater April 03, 2009
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2.
Fake ass corporate snobs with tweaked-out eyes who pretend to know what the hell they are talking about. They are usually born abroad in a very submissive country (such as Japan) and thus, feel the need to take out their suppressed anger on their peers in a low-life, phony corporate setting.

Takakos, often coined "beeyotches," love to boost self esteem by surrounding themselves with subordinates who are equally as fake as they are. All parties typically are under agreement to talk behind one another's back but smile in person. In a desperate attempt to show they are cool, they throw in random cuss words in meetings. However, their inner-fobness prevents them from properly placing those cuss words, allowing others to read right through them.

Takakos often visit meetings with their PDAs handy so they can keep up with their bullshit while bullshitting during the meeting. They have perfected the art of portraying good vibes by tilting their head, making direct eye contact, giving a thumbs up and saying "great."

As an indirect slap in the face to their native culture, Takakos usually have a significant other completely opposite of their natural fitting. They typically take on gumpy caucasian men who are equally driven but not nearly as competent in bitchassness. They will rarely visit their native country because they have completely sold out on life as a human being.

The catch to dealing with Takakos daily is to show your feelings toward them openly, and dare them to fire you. Once you show you don't give a shit about what they think, they will usually duck from confrontation from you, and will go to sleep at night feeling like the low-life loser they know they really are inside. The key is to make them realize you know how fake they are, so that when they continue to act fake, they feel even more like a loser inside. That's right. I said it!
Homie, did you see the Takako in the meeting?
Word, what the hell was up with her eyes?
Oh, she's probably just a tweaker.
Did you see her wink and give thumbs up like 4x?
Naw, I couldn't get past her fake ass tone of voice in there. Shit made my ears bleed.
What about when she said, "What uh the shit is this. We have to uh make sure fuck we're at the shit least on our best behavior. Uh, yeah. Does that make sense? Great! Super!"
Did you at least see how her hair being tied back made her eyes all cuh-razy?
Yup, next time I'll poke them shits out when she says, "ok, so next steps..."
Lol, that fake ass biznatch!
by PBJ Hater April 09, 2009
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3.
A dumb ass lil bitch who likes to juggle the nutsacs of those above him in order to move up the ladder.

Liefers often try desperately to impress everyone but doesn't realize everyone can read right through him. They add absolutely no value to society or the organization that employs them.

Liefers can often seen in their natural corporate habitat with sweat on their brow and manjuice in their hair while exiting the elevator with one of his superiors. They also have peculiarly beady eyes that creeps the hell out of everyone around them.
Did you see that boy Liefer? Dude looked like he just gave the full service package to the SVP!
by PBJ Hater April 03, 2009
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