An overrated, ancient pitcher who should probably retire. Greg Maddux is better.
Joe Morgan: We have news that Roger Clemens will now be appearing on the mound accompanied with a walker and an oxygen tank.
1. An expletive expression used when a negative event occurs.
2. An expression used to indicate the state of being impressed.
1. "Oh shit! I just wrecked my dad's Saab after I piss drunk, driving 85 the wrong way down a 25, one-way street. Oh, I may have killed a hooker and a sick poodle, too.
2. "Oh shit! Did you see that African man jump that fence when the police sirens came this way?
A disparaging term given to the derogatory symbol of
, created by internet humorist
. It is a swastika with dashes underneath the main "arms" to form four rotating letter "F's," for "feminism. "Twastika" is derived from "twat" and "swastika."
"Raise those twastikas high, ladies!"
A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.
"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"
To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation
"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."
Filthy spin put on a pitched breaking ball in the game of baseball. Derived from the billiards technique of putting "english," or side-spin on the cue ball.
"Holy shit! Barry Zito's curve ball has some nasty english!"
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