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1. Smokemeat
n. A penis the size of a ciggarette. To have a smoke meat. Uses include insults from afar, relief for a bad day etc.
"Hey, smokemeat, shut your fucking face!"

You: hey baby, wanna see my penis?
Your date: Holy shit! Its a smokemeat!! aww, its so cute.
by P-Niss Nov 29, 2004 add a video
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