2 definitions by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer

Top Definition
The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
#reclining #chairs #kill #sleeping #ferrets
by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 27, 2006
To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.
Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".
#neck-scruff-lift #scruff-neck-lift #scruff-necking #scruff-lifting #ferrets
by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 27, 2006
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