A benchmark of gayness. Applies both to the real (or implied) sexuality of a person and the derogatory usage often utilised by teenagers. Used extensively in South West England, although the phrase is now becoming commonplace amongst hard-drinking northerners.
1. "Dude, look at that mincer, he's gayer than a conger."
2. "Man, I hate those jumped up admin assistants; what a bunch of congers!"