2 definitions by Oxman85

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A total waste of space, incompitant inept idiot. like douche but worse. People whose mere presence drains your IQ.
Gaaawwwddd! That guys is such a douchetwat. I should kick his ass for making us all dumber for listening to him.
by Oxman85 January 29, 2007

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not to be mistaken as a slanderous term. a combined meaning of FUCKTARD and DOUCHETWAT. used to describe someone sooo incredible stupid that you not only feel dumber for being near them, but wonder how nature could have possibly fucked up so bad as to let something like this actaully survive. you often get the urge to 'fix' natures problem before this 'person' can infect and destroy humanity.

NOT INTENDED AS AN ANTI-SEMENTIC INSULT...the first 3 letters are actually the initials of the first guy to earn the name.
WOW!!! what a jewtard. its amasing anyone that dumb can even remember to breath.
by Oxman85 January 29, 2007

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