2 definitions by Ovidien

When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.
I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...
by Ovidien February 16, 2007
a pile of stuff that has come together naturally, not intentionally, on the floor, sofa or desk.
"Mind that shiv there on your way to the kitchen-"

"That's a nice shiv collecting there in the corner."
by ovidien March 21, 2008

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