2 definitions by Outer space chocolate man

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People sharing the same cubicle as you at work. May or may not be close friends or know much about you, but as a direct consequence of sitting close to you for over 8 hours everyday they possess the ability to look into your soul and know what you are thinking. Sometimes they might end up being work buddies with you in which case you're bros and the person is your best confidante at least at your workplace.

Also the people you share all your food, office jokes, measure up babes at work and updates on office politics with.
Cubie 1: Bro, where are you moving with all your stuff.
Cubie 2: Shifting projects man, gotto move next to Jenny's cubicle.
Cubie 1: Lucky sonofabitch. Who's replacing you.
Cubie 2: Jake. Sorry man.
Cubie 1: Fucking Jake.
by Outer space chocolate man December 26, 2014

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A recurrent, distraught feeling where a person has consistent visions of a particular unsuccessful episode. It is like a friend who keeps reminding you in a mall that you forgot to wear trousers. Loser mode is triggered by any recent temporary failures or references to that particular episode. It may be composed of a number of recollections of such similar events which leads to self loathing as the person looks at himself as evolutionarily unfit and deems himself a social loser. In certain cases, a competitively lesser mortal tends to surpass the subject in the event in his performance, thereby making the subject lose complete sanity. In such cases, loser mode advances to epic-fail loser mode which is the real world equivalent of a limbo dream state.
Hard Working Person: "Crap!This paper contains questions similar to those in my previous screwed up paper. Loser mode activated."

Deserving Person: "Crap!I didn't get the job because I wasn't the preferred sex needed to 'maintain gender equality' in the organization. Loser mode activated."

Undeserving idiot: "I got the job by having correct guesses in the test paper, and having sexual bias in the interviews. Undeserving winner mode activated."
by Outer space chocolate man November 28, 2010

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