2 definitions by Oswald

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The most funked-up,stankinest, supergroovalisticprofunkistinated DJ dawg this side of West Chester. Also Known As: Oswald, The Funkmaster General, Number 8. Book him fo' yo' next funkin' par-tay! SHIZZLE!
Yo wassup my mezuzahs! I'm getting DJDoublestuff to play at my Bar Mitzvah!

Shut up you rich son of a matzah.
by Oswald November 26, 2003

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The flagship artist of wannabe-intellectual indie kids.

See overrated
My Bloody Valentine are not the second coming of Jesus.
by Oswald March 29, 2005

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