Liberal: In Denmark they have an enormous welfare state, and they always score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have a larger welfare state.
Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.
Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!
Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!
To perform a great show.
Dave's act killed, and he got a standing ovation.
) To inadvertently show how you did a trick.
Dave inadvertently flashed his potatoes before he lifted the cups, so his audience wasn't surprised when he made them appear.
Something American liberals threaten to do when some right-wing nutjob
looks like they could become the President.
George Bush: "I believe that the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
A phrase used to formally address any group of people. Effectively eliminates the meaning behind the terms, "ladies," and "gentlemen."
Geometry Teacher: Ladies and gentlemen, we shall now explore ways to prove triangles are congruent.
Lady: Boring! Geometry sucks! I hate math!
Gentleman: Yeah, can we have free time instead?
I'm sick of the War on Drugs, and America being the world's policeman, so I'm going to become a blue republican.
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