43 definitions by Oscar

meeting

to take a shit

It's 1:15pm time for our daily meeting

by Oscar February 6, 2004

toblerone

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'

"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"

by Oscar September 2, 2004

Derek Lowe

Shitty sinkerballer for the red Sox. He likes too suck gigantic gorrila penis. He has a beard so nobody notices the gorilla cum on his mouth. He always blows and is fucking the Red Sox as we speak. He especially enjoys licking the hair off the testicles of donkeys

Joe:Did you get some Derek Lowe last night
Sean:OH YeaH!

by Oscar September 18, 2004

siad

A female who is very sexually appealing. On a scale of one to ten she would have to be a 12 in order to be a siad.

Amanda is so fine, she is definately a siad!

by Oscar March 14, 2005

tis

a word to emphasise the point

raa tis ot true tis

by Oscar December 20, 2003

twat shot

A blunt force to the vaginal area causing much discomfort.

Lauren nailed Amanda with t a huge twat shot

by Oscar March 14, 2005

Diesel

Used in conjection with "Crank up that"; means we're drinking Budweiser tonight and getting F***** up

Yo Diehl crank up that Diesel

by Oscar August 21, 2003