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Ortonism is the fictitious religion that worships WWE Superstar Randy Orton.
...and the Orton cometh down to the ring of battle from the crowd of his holy Ortonism followers and smited the heathen Kurt Angle with his mighty RKO!
by Ortonist Prime June 22, 2006

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The red-clad shotokan fighter from the Street Fighter series, who was originally white, but the racist Japanese makers of the game retconned him so that he is only 1/4th white, and 3/4th Japanese, to screw around with the white fans.
Dude 1: I am so happy that one of the main guys in a Japanese game for once is white. I'm picking Ken Masters!
Dude 2: Sorry, but Ken has been retconned to be Asian, now.
Dude 1: That's dissapointing... :(
by Ortonist Prime September 12, 2006

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Ortonism is the fictitious religion that worships WWE Superstar Randy Orton.
...and the Orton cometh down to the ring of battle from the crowd of his holy Ortonism followers and smited the heathen Kurt Angle with his mighty RKO!
by Ortonist Prime June 22, 2006

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