Big ol black titties!
I'd eat the corn outa Oprah's ass if shed just let me play with dem jiggaboobs.
Diarrhea that causes death.
Can also be used to describe death by gonorrhea.
Elvis died from deatharrhea on August 16, 1977.
Paris Hilton is immune to deatharrhea but can spread it very easily.
It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.
Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
Tommy: "Snapple fact 196: 90% of japkins are made in Canada."
The act of going down on a woman while she defecates. like a blumpkin
Jenny wanted me to blumpershoot her but we just got back from taco bell.