(n.) A spastic
person like that of Jeeter Buford, a character from the sex comedy, Buford's Beach Bunnies, who suffers from heterophobia/sexophobia: fear of the opposite sex. Light symptoms of "Jeeterness" include sheepish
behavior and Gumpism
, while serious cases involve bed-wetting and psychotic convulsions at the mere touch of a woman.
(adj.) Exhibiting the characteristic traits of Jeeter Buford (see above).