Midland slang: Grotesquely fat woman, due to her clothing resembling the tarpaulin enclosing a curtainside lorry.
Shes a bit of a curtainsider.
1: Short for handbrake turn (if you dont know what that is you ought to be on the sunshine coach
2: To have a wank
1: Look at chris smyth
trying to do a handbrake!
s off applying the handbrake.
term for slag
. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.
"Jesus, shes a case for Bum Stitches"
Polite way of saying "fucked up" from a position of public responsibility.
"There are delays on the bakerloo line / M6 / completing wembley stadium.
Old-style bus as seen in London. Being withdrawn because idiots keep falling off the back and suing, but its not a bad thing coz they smoke like hell.
"Is the chip shop on fire or is the next bus a routemaster?"
guru & skinny bastard. Known 4 eating 4 big macs at once, and spilling banana milkshakes over cars. Unfortunately low standards with birds. Flatmate of the legendary James Croft
Gav, clean that fuckin milkshake up