1) The condition contracted by a man's penis
subsequent to a prolonged duration of time during which coitus
has been completely lacking. Said period of celibacy
may be externally imposed (due to continual failure to get laid
despite best efforts) or self-enforced (a deliberate abstention from sexual activity for various and unexplained reasons).
2) Noun used to describe a refusal of sex by a male to his partner
, generally to punish said partner for perceived or actual wrongdoing. However, due to man's extreme inability to successfully refrain
from sex when offered it, this condition is extremely rare
indeed, and typically only lasts for a matter of minutes or hours before thaw
1): - "Hey, what's up with Matt? He's walking funny."
- "Yeah, the poor chap
hasn't had his leg over
in 8 months"
- "Shit, he must be suffering from some serious cockfrost"
"I've been sexually abstinent now for over a week and am beginning to experience the first clinical signs of cockfrost."
2): Sarah: "Come on Rob darling, I said I was sorry, please can we have make-up sex
Rob: "No Sarah, because of your inconsiderate transgression
I shall now be withholding sex from you."
Sarah: (sighs) "I guess Rob has cockfrost again."
5 minutes later:
Rob: "Ok, consider yourself forgiven."