A boring inconsequential country filled with whiny people very interested in ensuring that no one has any fun, except themselves. This does not make sense but neither does Canada. The country was founded by tough, adventeurous people but recently pussies, faggots and whining bitches have taken over.
A coup is presently underway by immigrants from China, Vietnam, Phiilipines, Somalia and Jamaica among others who are seeking to overthrow and expel all real (white) canadians. Because most real canadians have shifted to the "punk bitch pussy" camp they are easily overwhelmed by any accusation of "racist" and bend over backwards succeeding in putting their heads up their own asses to accomodate the preceived needs and/or human rights violations of a "new canadian" who recieves citizenship and a passport as well as access to free healthcare, education, safe communities etc. in only three years without having to learn English or French or any of the customs or history of the once great nation.
Pussified punk bitch Canadians celebrate this process and call it "multi-culturalism" and celebrate by farting at each other and telling themselves they smell just like roses.
Meanwhile the "new canadian" laughs all the way to the bank as he sponsors 75 family members into the country now that hes a citizen and each one of the elderly will recieve 500,000$ in healthcare and every last one of them signs up for welfare and gets a job in one of the ethnic ghettoes that pays under the table and pays no tax.
Every immigrant tries their hardest to cheat the government of paying taxes and laughs at what abunch of pussy faggts most Canadians are as they slowy take over the country.
Real Canadian whose family built the country and left dozens of dead on battlefields around the world:
"Wow, that shopping mall doesnt have one sign in English, and when i asked the attendant where the bathroom was they couldnt even speak english, thats fucked up?"
Pussified faggot punk bitch "Canadian": "Oh....youre such a racist!"
"New" Canadian ( in some gibberish other than english or french because they never bother to learn it): "Fucking losers.. we will own your huge country and all its mineral wealth and you will be deported, ha ha"