12 definitions by One dude.

OLC
Abbreviation for Old Lying Cunt. Used when an elderly female lies to gain attention for herself.
At Stephen's going away party for college, Grandma Byers offered to pray for him. Everyone thought that would be a nice idea, so she began: "Dear Lord, please help Stephen as he goes to college. Particularly help him with his anger problems, as we all know he starts fights, and hardly ever wins. Don't let him get beat up again. And please keep his racism in check. Don't let him use the word N-I-G-G-A-S referring to white people he doesn't like, and don't let him use the word N-I-G-G-E-R-S, for that always gets him in trouble, like it did when he used it last week..."

Grandma Byers was cut off by an angry Stephen lunging at her. "That old lying cunt doesn't know what she's talking about!!!!! Get that OLC away from me! She's not even my grandma! Who is she, anyway?"
by One dude. May 26, 2009
Another name referring to a male homosexual, as if we need anymore.
Jon went to go see his own personal eye doctor.
by One dude. May 24, 2009
OLD
Abbreviation for Old, Lying, and Delirious. Used to specify exactly what kind of elderly person one is dealing with.
Sarah: Why did Mr. Perkins say that he saw me kill a baby in Vietnam?

Annabelle: Don't blame him. He's just old.

Sarah: I'm only 22. I wasn't even born when the Vietnam War was going on!

Annabelle: He's not just old, he's OLD.
by One dude. May 26, 2009
1. To be an obsessed, creepy stalker who does not know when to stop trying to go back out with her exes.
Dude, they broke up four months ago. Why's she being a potochnik about the whole thing?
by One dude. May 21, 2009
Another name for a male homosexual, according to the 1988 version of the Random House Thesaurus of Slang.
Did you see that Mr. Brown? He was totally checking you out.
by One dude. May 24, 2009

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