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Mother I'd like to...
Jon Stewart: So the New York Times is an old lady, and CNN is Girls Gone Wild?
Some Guy: No, CNN is a milf.
Jon Stewart: Milf?
Some Guy: Mother I'd Like to...
by One Dope Bitch Ass AzN May 22, 2003

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