2 definitions by Omphalos

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You are stuck in a gastank when someone cuts a fart in an enclosed area, like a car or an elevator.
The drive to the beach sucked because Hugh had some serious beer farts and it was raining. I couldn't open my window and my eyes were watering in that gastank.
by Omphalos May 17, 2012

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A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.
My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.
by Omphalos May 17, 2012

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