39 definitions by Olly J

noun. www.myspace.com, a website that allow individuals to set up a page displaying their personal information, pics and blogs and allows connection of these pages to one another by adding "friends".

Used by many different types of people including: lonely single men, street racing crews, lonely emo teens, garage bands and djs, bored people, people with too much time on their hands, party crews, asians, hot chicks, people that want others to think they're hot chicks, and people with giant egos.

see also "myspace whore"
girl1: "OMFGWTF!!!1 did you see what he wrote on his myspace!!1"
dude1: "no, i'm not a myspace whore like you guys"
by Olly J February 24, 2005
1. To be in disarray, not in order.

2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.

3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.

4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"
1. "This room is messy jerold, clean it up at once!"

2. "It was a messy divorce..."

3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."

4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.
by Olly J May 06, 2005
noun.- A combination of a Gut and a Cunt. A gunt manifests itself as a fat outcropping of flesh at the base of the lower torso (below the belly button but above the crotch).

In extreme cases the size of the gunt may make location of the genitals difficult to impossible.

For some reason individuals possessing a fat gunt often feel the need to excentuate their 'assets' by wearing tight leggings or tube tops.
Jo: "...walking back to her husband across the beach, her gunt flapping in the wind.."
Everyone: "Bwaahahaha.... GUNT!!"
by Olly J April 02, 2006
the word hell, as used by Meatwad, a character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a cartoon shown on Adult swim, on Cartoon Network.
...droppin the H-bomb up in here
by Olly J February 06, 2005
A method of joint rolling. this method is more advanced than your classic "roll, lick, twist, light" affair, but is not hard to learn if you already know the basics of rolling.

basicly the process is this:

1) take your paper the normal way you would roll with it (glue on the inside of the edge furthest from you) and turn it upside down. refold it so you have a nice "V" shape to keep the bud/baccy in. basically you are making an inside-out joint. The thinner the paper the better for this (cus you will need to see through it later), but you already knew that.

2) put your stuff inside, and begin to roll as normal (rolling the contents together, adding a roach at the end, etc.)

3) when you begin to roll, tuck the edge of the paper nearest to you (which should have the glue strip facing out) into the joint and keep rolling until you can see that this glue strip has gone ALL THE WAY AROUND. in other words, you have tucked it, then you have rolled the joint 1 complete turn.

4) you should be able to see the edge of the paper (where the glue strip is) through the other layer of paper on top of it. lick the joint up and down on top of the glue strip (which is under the paper you are licking). the water will soak through the top paper and into the glue and, after being smoothed down with your finger once or twice, should stick together firmly, like a normal spliff.

you are now left with a joint that has been wrapped only 1 time in paper, and the rest of the excess paper will be hanging off, running the length of the joint.

this paper can be ripped, cut or for a more spectacular show, burnt off. this method not only makes joints look cooler, and the person rolling it more knowledgable and sophisticated, but provides a nicer smoke as the joint only has the minimum amount of paper needed to hold it together (one layer) rather than a whole rizla or zig zag being wrapped around (multiple layers of paper).

see also: burning backflip, ultimate burning backflip and tulip
dude: "here, i'm almost done with this spliff"
me: "what are you doing man? why dont you backroll that shit. tastes so much nicer"
by Olly J April 04, 2006
nitrous oxide or N2O, is a gas used to put people to sleep for various surguries, increase the compression in an engine to make a car go faster, in the production of whipped cream and for recreational purposes.

any thing richer than 80% nitrous that is inhaled will cause blacking out, and possible brain cell asphyxiation if exposure is prolonged. inhalation of a more oxygen rich mixture can still produce an intoxicating effect, but without damaging the brain or body in any way.

nitrous sends you flying to other planets in a differnt dimension made of nothing. your senses are left behind as you fly through the unconcious and return to the insane soap opera absurdness that is modern life.

see also blue keg
dude: yo where the partys at?
me: over at marys, we hittin the blue keg all night long... *wawawawawawawawawawawawaw......*
by Olly J February 22, 2005
n. a hair condition similar to dandruff that is most frequently caught from visiting the beach. A.K.A. sand in the hair, sandy hair
dude1: "dude what's all that shit in your hair?"
dude2: "oh we just got back from the beach. I got some serious sandruff going on..."
by Olly J June 09, 2005
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