1 definition by Olivia1214556633

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A man of many faces. His penis is only 7 inches; soft. If your a virgin stay away he will change that fast. After that he is a magical musician and his songs make all woman wet at the sound of the well placed melodies. the only flaw is he gets to much pussy and he lasts so long all the woman get friction burns in there vagina's and get admitted to the hospital from his love making.

He once killed a women from his pleasurable dick.
Girl 1; I had a collin last night
Girl 2; Oh...how long were you bedridden
Girl 1; only three days this time, i heard suzie was bedridden for a whole week. She still cant walk without orgasming
by Olivia1214556633 December 13, 2011

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