This man is one of a kind. Not only is he a serial cheater, but he will do so in the most cunning of ways. You find a hair that's not yours in the shower, he'll tell you it came off a towel. He constantly talks about his previous sexual encounters. Wears tight Ed Hardy shirts which apparently makes him feel cooler. Has a demeaning job, that pays not near enough. He plays Rock Band for a minimum of 4 hours a day and has more then six game guitars to show for it. He puts deodorant on his balls to keep them from sweating. Lives his life in the past as a glorified "MMA" fighter; or so he claims. Basically he lost one fight and was such a sore loser he could never go back out in the Octagon. He is a self proclaimed intelligent man, however most could walk circles around his bad vocabulary and naive ideas about the world. He pretneds to be an up-standing citizen but if one were to look just a bit closer they'd find something severely wrong with this disgustingly immature man. Basically he's the Devil, and deserves to loose a limb.
Seth Pringle "Hey I'm a great guy with mommy issues, wanna date me?"
Smart Girl "I'd rather chew my own arm off, but thanks"