2 definitions by Old Slaughter

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Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.
"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"

"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"
by Old Slaughter February 26, 2010

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A term describing a sexual position involving three participants, a blow job and a rim job.

The man stands upright and the two other participants kneel towards his front and back and perform their holy task.
"How was last night?"

"Oh awesome, got two grade A hookers around my place and got them to make like a CND sign. Thought my head would explode."
by Old Slaughter March 24, 2010

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