Whilst it is a fact that not all Stevenagians are Pikeys (Just as not all male aircraft cabin attendants are gay) the town does have an almost magnetic attraction to Pikeys and Chavs.
They can be seen almost anywhere in the town, but the Mecca for them appears to be 'Wife-beater bench' outside the Job centre/DSS office near the swimming pool. Note: Whilst this area is without a doubt the most sacred Holy of Holies to the Pikester, the casual observer may walk past on the opposite side of the road in complete safety. This is because of the swimming pool. The mere proximity of water to Pikeys causes them mortal terror. This is probably because the only thing that can destroy a Pikey is water mixed with soap. They will avoid this at all costs.
Citizen: Away with you! You'll only spend it on White Ace.